A letter of complait

 Hi Robin,

Nice email. However, I have a question. People used to rub our noses with Jesus. Now, for some reason jesus is substituted with mindfulness, meditation, and yoga postures. Can you elaborate on HOW this is different from any other religious zealotism? Rhetorical question. I am not sure you will be able to encompass this mentally.

If you really want me as your future customer, try taking this into deep consideration.

I wonder if it will be deep, let alone consideration. Also, your app is very expensive.

Thanks.